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Study Shows Most Depression In Men Can Be Solved By Reading Books About The Civil War While Sitting By Roaring Fire In The Study

"Reading historical epics next to a crackling fire showed remarkable results," said Professor Ellis Kensington, lead researcher for the team of scientists at Harvard Universitys Institute of Learning and Knowing Things. "The effects seemed to have been even more prominent among test subjects who smoked a pipe while reading and occasionally looked up from the book and nodded their heads before continuing."

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

"I just ca not stop ogling his picks, especially that Border Czar," said one political expert. "We have always known that Trump had an affinity for surrounding himself with beautiful people, but this new cabinet takes the cake. Not even the astounding mustaches and mutton chops found in the Martin Van Buren administration can hold a candle to this. Caroline Leavitt, Tulsi Gabbard, Pam Bondi, Tom Homan. That is an all-star team of hotness if I have ever seen one."

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November 24, 2024

LEGAL NOTICE: We Have Been Asked By Our Lawyers To Read This Statement Informing You That Joel Osteen Did Not Actually Sail His Yacht Through Flooded Houston Passing Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

Furthermore, the article claims that Osteen threw signed copies of his books at flood victims. This is false. Osteen actually asked for $10 per copy or "whatever is left in your flooded little home."

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