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Report: Kamala's 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt
"She will blow past a billion before she even officially announces she is running," one campaign insider said. "As soon as she even considered the idea, we started cutting massive checks. A couple million on updating her wardrobe, a few million in Nacho Cheese Doritos. And we have not even made a phone call to Oprah yet. That will be at least another $10 million. She charges by the minute, you know."https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamalas-2028-campaign-already-700-million-in-debt
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
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Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California
"Trump, who promised to be a dictator on day one, is going to impose these tariffs as a way to punish the Peoples Republic of California," Newsom said. "We will not stand for it. I have already contacted my good friend Xi Jinping and he is going to send Trump a strongly worded letter."https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-proposes-25-percent-tariff-on-imports-from-california
12-Year-Old Jesus Amazes Temple Teachers By Completing Cracker Barrel Peg Game On First Try
According to sources, several of the wisest teachers in the land gathered around to see the young boy Jesus attempt the peg game, asking questions about every move. "Verily, I say unto thee, I shall now jump using the corner peg," witnesses claimed to have heard Jesus say as He demonstrated His perfect technique. Though some in the crowd doubted, the boy Jesus chose every move inerrantly, leaving only one peg standing.
Ariana Grande Asks Producers If 'Wicked' Has Made Enough Money For Her To Get A Hot Meal
"Can I eat now? Please?" Grande was overheard pleading over the phone. "I know you said things were looking good on Friday, and I heard people saying that the movie made a ton of money over the weekend. Does that mean I can have a hot meal? It's been so long."
