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Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won't Be In The Way
"I am not a hero or anything," he told reporters as he lounged outside the family cabin sipping a morning coffee. "We all have our part to play. My part is not to go into the kitchen where my wife will constantly be bumping into me and telling me to get out of the way. It is not much, but every little contribution helps."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds At Thanksgiving Kids' Table
"Do not let anyone steal your...your power," Harris reportedly said as the children glanced at each other awkwardly. "Riley, listen up, honey," she continued, addressing one girl as Harris slowly blinked and swayed gently from side to side. "Girl, you hear what I am sayin? Never ever let anybody take your power from you."
👨🏫 Debates have begun over the possibility of Elon Musk buying MSNBC. 📺 Is it just simple, brazen Trolling? 🔥 Or could this lead to the Most Awesome Video Entertainment in 20 Years? 😈 4chan claims to found some leaked TV programs that were pitched on Redit.
- "My AI Can Understand Kamala" - Silicon Valley Tech Donors are invited to a "SharkTank" styled SCRUM Developers Meeting. Algorithm discussion lasts 18 minutes, followed by the AI Model attempting to interpret Kamala in Real-Time for 5 minutes.
- "Is Govt Worker as Smart as Amish Farmer?" - Contestants are approached on the streets of Washington DC and asked about their support for "Green" and "Carbon Neutral" solutions. Soon after, Contestants get to "Prove Their Brilliant Ideas" (without electricity or gas/diesel engines), as Amish Men (and Women) provide "play-by-play" commentary.
- "Learn to Code: DC Bureaucrat Edition" - Contestants (aka. Federal Employees) spend 80 hours a week making a...
Are You An Alcoholic? Look For These Warning Signs
You wake up from alcohol-induced blackouts with fragmented memories of having run for president. - If you are having vague flashes of Beyonce, Lizzo, and Mark Hamill all endorsing you for president and calling you "brat," you need help.https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-an-alcoholic-look-for-these-warning-signs
