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Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching 'Love, Actually'
"It's a tough call," said Thompson, staring at the glowing red coils. "I could apply an outdated car cigarette lighter directly to my eyes, causing the most excruciating pain imaginable as well as permanent blindness... or, I could watch Love Actually. Decisions, decisions."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea
Though Christians and intellectuals alike had debated the topic for several years, the public at large was notified that the Lord Almighty does, in fact, acknowledge that Dr. Peterson does exist, if only in a philosophical sense.
8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband
Trip to New Zealand to walk the path of Sam and Frodo: If you have never seen your husband cry, just watch what happens when he unwraps this present.https://babylonbee.com/news/8-perfect-presents-for-that-hard-to-shop-for-husband
Anthony Fauci Announces Plans To Flee Trump's America, Spend Rest Of His Life Making Little Fudge Cookies In A Tree
The controversial physician and policy advisor from the COVID-19 pandemic revealed he was uncomfortable with the prospect of staying in the United States under the incoming Trump administration, leading him to opt for leaving the country to live out the rest of his days producing delicious fudgy snacks from a small workshop in the hole of a tree trunk.
