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God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea

Though Christians and intellectuals alike had debated the topic for several years, the public at large was notified that the Lord Almighty does, in fact, acknowledge that Dr. Peterson does exist, if only in a philosophical sense.

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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11 hours ago

8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband

Trip to New Zealand to walk the path of Sam and Frodo: If you have never seen your husband cry, just watch what happens when he unwraps this present.

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-perfect-presents-for-that-hard-to-shop-for-husband

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'Wait, What Do You Call Yourselves?' Ask The Three Wise Men's Wives

"Wait, what?" asked Mezikiah, wife of Gaspar (Wise Man Number Two). "Wise Man? I dunno. I saw you trying to use baking soda last week in a flatbread recipe…do you know what flatbread is, Honey? Adding baking soda to it is not wise. Nor is trying to tie your camel to the side of our tent. Our tent is made of canvas and that thing is 4 thousand pounds. If it bolts the whole house goes with him. Definitely not wise. And another thing…"

https://babylonbee.com/news/wait-what-do-you-call-yourselves-ask-the-three-wise-mens-wives

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Patel, Ramaswamy To Celebrate Inauguration With Traditional Bollywood Ceremony

"Vivek and Kash will crush the Deep State, but before that, they will perform the most special and incredible Indian dance the world has ever seen," said Trump to cheering fans. "There will be eagles and tigers and elephants and dancing women, and they will even make that cool dance move where it looks like they are trying to screw in a lightbulb. It will be almost as cool as my dance moves, but not quite, let us be honest."

https://babylonbee.com/news/patel-ramaswamy-to-celebrate-inauguration-with-traditional-bollywood-ceremony

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