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Too Far? Biden Pardons All Bicyclists
"He clearly did not think this through with any regard for civilized decency," said one White House insider. "We tried to talk him out of it, but he insisted on pardoning all bicyclists. From his standpoint, it does not matter how unpopular he is. He is leaving office next month, and pardoning cyclists is an obvious sign that he is going scorched earth on his way out."https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-biden-pardons-all-bicyclists
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Hollywood Celebrities Terrified That If Trump Deports Illegal Immigrants They May Have To Start Watching Their Own Kids
"What am I going to do for cheap babysitting?" lamented Stone, wringing her hands in dismay. "It is just so cruel and inhumane that I might not be able to underpay illegal immigrants to watch my tiny brats while I am out and about during the day. It is so not fair! Evil, bad, wicked, terrible Trump! Orange man bad!"
Clarence Thomas Wows Audiences With Starring Role In 'Annie'
"I was shaking, crying, overcome," recalled Samantha Nathers, who had front-row tickets. "We all were. It was like heaven."https://babylonbee.com/news/clarence-thomas-wows-audiences-with-starring-role-in-annie
Newly Discovered Scroll Reveals Fourth Wise Man Who Brought Baby Jesus A Priceless Lego Millennium Falcon
"An extravagant gift befitting of the King of Kings," said Andrew Huff, Bible scholar and Professor of Divinity at Kings College in London. "Much has been made of the luxurious gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh, but this newly discovered account of the Magi emphasizes how much the wise men honored Jesus by presenting him with a Lego Millennium Falcon. Truly remarkable."
