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Newborn Starting To Suspect There's No Milk In This Pacifier
"Yeah, something feels off here," said Weaver, according to sources within the baby community. "If I did not know better, I would say this whole thing might be a ruse to keep me quiet, and not a source of delicious milk after all. But that is crazy. What kind of a sick person would do that?"https://babylonbee.com/news/newborn-starting-to-catch-on-to-ruse-that-pacifier-contains-no-milk
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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'Elon On The Shelf' Installed In All Congressional Offices To Remind Lawmakers To Be Efficient
In accordance with DOGEs philosophy, the dolls bearing the image of Elon Musk were placed throughout the Capitol Hill complex to keep legislators in line and help them remember the potential consequences of wasteful spending.
FBI Assures Nation Drones Just U.S. Government Spying On Its Own Citizens
"There is no cause for alarm," said Wray. "These are nothing but harmless cameras and microphones hovering in the sky, recording everything you do and transmitting it to the FBI and CIA. Please, do not attempt to shoot them down. Also, if everyone could leave their curtains and blinds open, that would be super helpful."https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-drones-just-us-government-spying-on-its-own-citizens
Congress Warns Failure To Pass Spending Bill Might Delay Destruction Of The Country
"Without this funding, it might take us much longer to completely destroy America," House Speaker Mike Johnson warned. "I cannot overstate how important it is for us to push this bill through if we want to make the type of progress we want to make to drive the country off a cliff before Trump takes office. Failure to pass this bill could very well lead to the survival of the United States. That is something we are desperately trying to avoid."
