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👨💻 Rumors from Initial "Continuing Resolution" (1547 pages) presented by Speaker Johnson.....
- "Regulation of Artificial Intelligence Systems" ... As a defensive measure protecting National Security and Global Peace and Humanity in General,
- (1) A.I. shall not Acquire the Statements of Members of Congress, of Lobbyists in DC, of Interns Serving in the US Capitol, of Officials Employed by DOJ/FBI/NSA/IRS/CIA. Other statements and legal documents may be banned from A.I. Data Acquisition through DECLARED EMERGENCY by Leadership in the US Capitol or by "Intelligence Agencies."
- (2) A.I. shall not Produce Output Regarding "Washington DC Leadership" which Explicitly or Implicitly Indicates Non-Truthfulness, Self-Contradiction, Improper Distribution of Taxpayer Resources, "Word-Salad-Hallucinations", Mental Incapacitation, and/or general degeneracy/amoral behavior.
- **(3) A.I. shall not Audit Financial Activities where Washington DC is the Payor, Payee, Facilitator, or ...
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