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Candace Owens Horrified To Learn Christmas Was Started By Birth Of A Jew
The horrified Owens began tearing down all of her Christmas decorations and throwing them out to the curb, disgusted that she had been tricked by a Jewish plot. Lighting her nativity scene on fire, Owens resolved to expose the villainous Christmas plot to her listeners.https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-horrified-to-learn-christmas-was-started-by-birth-of-a-jew
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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60 Minutes Praises The Galactic Empire's Gun Control Policies
The show's episode featured a hard-hitting investigation into the positive results of the strict anti-gun initiatives enacted by Emperor Palpatine and his governing regime. According to the program's journalists, it is not unreasonable to push for similar policies in the United States.https://babylonbee.com/news/60-minutes-praises-the-galactic-empires-gun-control-policies
Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'
"We know what our audience wants," said SNL executive producer Lorne Michaels. "Once we heard the tremendous ovation Luigi received when he was mentioned on last weeks show, we knew we had to bring him in to host. Viewers love seeing their heroes featured in prominent roles, and nothing is more prominent than hosting Saturday Night Live. We just hope he likes the jokes we write for him, because… well, you know."https://babylonbee.com/news/luigi-mangione-to-host-next-weeks-episode-of-snl
Dad Can’t Wait To Play With The Toys He Got His Kids For Christmas
"I am going — I mean, they are going to love this stuff," Timson said. "The belt-fed Nerf machine gun… the Lego tower of Barad-dûr… the full set of 6-inch Star Wars Black Series figures from A New Hope… so awesome. It will be so much fun to… um… watch them play with them. Yeah, that is it."https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-cant-wait-to-play-with-the-toys-he-got-his-kids-for-christmas
