NEW YORK CITY—According to anonymous sources, some people tweeted some things that were repeated by some entertainment reporters, which in turn led to rumors leading to other tweets about the cast of SNL. According to the tweets based on the rumors based on the reports based on the tweets, SNL writers are not happy about Elon Musk hosting this week. This is in spite of him being a successful African-American businessman.
"I despise Elon Musk," said comedienne Aidy Bryant while working on her next inspirational abortion story for her show Shrill. "I heard he's 'based,' which is the same thing as being a Nazi."
"I heard he tweeted something questioning the coronavirus panic," said writer Bowen Yang as he adjusted his two masks and face shield. "How can we have him on our show? What kind of example are we setting?"
According to tweets about the reported rumors, some of the cast of SNL are refusing to work with the successful immigrant inventor, and will instead stand in a nearby corner and sigh as loud as they can.
Elon is not the first African-American to experience mistreatment in America, which has a long history of discrimination. According to sources, African-American actress Charlize Theron also faced discrimination when she moved to America.
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