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21 hours ago

Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!

"It was not a fun experience," noted Mary, mother of newborn baby Jesus. "First that kid with the drum showed up, and it was all pa rum pum pum pum for two hours. We finally got rid of him, and then some kid showed up with a set of bagpipes. That angel of the Lord certainly did not warn me about all this."

https://babylonbee.com/news/little-drummer-boy-finally-leaves-the-stable-and-oh-no-here-comes-little-bagpipe-boy

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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20 hours ago

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella

Sources close to the exhausted couple spending the night in the stable said the young mother had shown great tolerance in putting up with the chaos of the day that culminated in the birth of her child in an animal pen but showed signs of weariness by the time the Magi began to sing a song that had become a source of irritation for her.

https://babylonbee.com/news/mary-sighs-patiently-as-wise-men-begin-mary-did-you-know-a-capella

20 hours ago

Breaking: God Is With Us

Some claim that this child is the human incarnation of the God of the Universe, who has come to reconcile a broken creation with its holy Creator, saving a wayward human race in a heroic rescue echoed in myths, legends, prophecies, and whispered hopes since the dawn of time. 

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-god-is-with-us

21 hours ago

'Ok, Who Got Me The MAGA Hat?' Asks Kamala Harris As Jill Biden Stifles Laughter

Harris reportedly glared around the room from face to face, dismissing Joe Biden, who was still eating his pancakes, and finally settling on Jill Biden, who was unsuccessfully trying to hold back guffaws in the corner.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ok-who-got-me-the-maga-hat-asks-kamala-harris-as-jill-biden-stifles-laughter

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