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Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket
Though many Americans expressed resistance to the idea, Ramaswamy assured the nation it would come to love cricket once it understood the rules. "It is really quite simple," explained Ramaswamy. "You just throw the whicky-whopper at the wicket wands, aiming a beamer at the block hole, and the walloper hits the boot hill and runs the bowling box for half a point if no one donkey drops the nibble. Of course, it is an extra three fourths of a point if the slingy bowls a paddle scoop, and the game keeps going until a nipbacker nets a gully grubber."https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-doge-announces-its-replacing-baseball-with-cricket
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
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9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media
Taco Bell mens room: Social media does not have a monopoly on people dumping load after load of foulness.https://babylonbee.com/news/9-places-more-positive-and-uplifting-than-social-media
The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy
What sort of jobs could Americans lose out on?The H-1B Visa is narrowly tailored to bring in only the top 0.01 percent of India's engineers, doctors, and minimart clerks.https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-h-1b-visa-controversy
Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President
"It is a great… a great… I am honored to… it is official," Biden said. "Jimmy Carter proudly held the title of Worst Living President for so many years. He was a man of great… of so much… a lot of… things. And he will always be fondly remembered for… all of it. But now that he has passed, I am proud to claim the title and carry it on until… whenever. Hopefully forever. We finally beat Medicare, folks."https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-claims-title-of-worst-living-president
