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December 29, 2024

Liberal White Woman Really Hoping A Black Shows Up To Her Kwanzaa Party This Year

With no black people to guide her, Armstrongs previous Kwanzaa parties have consisted of about seven white liberal women lighting candles, reading passages from Maya Angelou, and eating sweet potato pie. "It is like pumpkin pie, but for blacks," explained Armstrong. "It makes me feel so much solidarity with black people. I wish one of them were here for me to tell them."

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-white-woman-really-hoping-a-black-shows-up-to-her-kwanzaa-party-this-year

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media

Taco Bell mens room: Social media does not have a monopoly on people dumping load after load of foulness.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-places-more-positive-and-uplifting-than-social-media

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The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy

What sort of jobs could Americans lose out on?
The H-1B Visa is narrowly tailored to bring in only the top 0.01 percent of India's engineers, doctors, and minimart clerks.

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-h-1b-visa-controversy

22 hours ago

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President

"It is a great… a great… I am honored to… it is official," Biden said. "Jimmy Carter proudly held the title of Worst Living President for so many years. He was a man of great… of so much… a lot of… things. And he will always be fondly remembered for… all of it. But now that he has passed, I am proud to claim the title and carry it on until… whenever. Hopefully forever. We finally beat Medicare, folks."

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-claims-title-of-worst-living-president

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