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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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9 hours ago

Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation

"Even though she was on the losing team, the team that got curb-stomped by Donald Trump, Vice President Harris did participate, and no one can ever take that away from her," said Biden. "With this medal, we recognize that you were here. Congratulations."

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-kamala-harris-with-presidential-medal-of-participation

8 hours ago

US Army To Add 'Do You Intend To Carry Out A Massive Terrorist Attack' To Application Form

After multiple recent instances of Army veterans committing horrific acts of violence, the Pentagon decided an overhaul of the application system was in order. "Perhaps we should begin checking if people are deranged psychopaths before we show them how to build bombs," said Richardson to fellow military brass. "Oh, we could also ask if they are schizophrenic and hear voices telling them to blow themselves up. That would be good, huh?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-army-to-add-do-you-intend-to-carry-out-a-massive-terrorist-attack-to-application-form

9 hours ago

Allstate CEO Explains If Americans Were Nicer, Islamists Wouldn't Have To Murder Them

"This is on you, America," explained Wilson from the site of the latest terrorist attack. "You left this man no choice but to murder innocent people because of your negativity. I hope you take a long, hard look in the mirror and think about why you did this. You disgust me, America."

https://babylonbee.com/news/allstate-ceo-explains-if-americans-would-be-nicer-islamists-wouldnt-have-to-murder-them

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