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FBI Turns Itself In For Planting Jan 6 Pipe Bomb To Collect $500,000 Reward From FBI
FBI Director Christopher Wray praised his team for their hard work and dedication in bringing themselves to justice. "After an intense investigation, we have concluded that the true culprit behind the January 6 pipe bombs was us and have taken appropriate action to turn ourselves into ourselves," he said. "Therefore, I bestow upon us a well-earned reward totaling half a million dollars. Congratulations, team. I knew we would eventually catch us."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation
"Even though she was on the losing team, the team that got curb-stomped by Donald Trump, Vice President Harris did participate, and no one can ever take that away from her," said Biden. "With this medal, we recognize that you were here. Congratulations."https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-kamala-harris-with-presidential-medal-of-participation
US Army To Add 'Do You Intend To Carry Out A Massive Terrorist Attack' To Application Form
After multiple recent instances of Army veterans committing horrific acts of violence, the Pentagon decided an overhaul of the application system was in order. "Perhaps we should begin checking if people are deranged psychopaths before we show them how to build bombs," said Richardson to fellow military brass. "Oh, we could also ask if they are schizophrenic and hear voices telling them to blow themselves up. That would be good, huh?"
Allstate CEO Explains If Americans Were Nicer, Islamists Wouldn't Have To Murder Them
"This is on you, America," explained Wilson from the site of the latest terrorist attack. "You left this man no choice but to murder innocent people because of your negativity. I hope you take a long, hard look in the mirror and think about why you did this. You disgust me, America."
