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Unattractive Worship Leader Reassigned To Satellite Campus
Other members of the staff were in agreement with the decision. "Look, we all love Evan," said Youth Pastor Chet Chambers. "We appreciate what he brings to the table… from a musical standpoint. He just does not really represent the visual image we want to portray to our members. It is tough to get into worshiping God when the leader is… you know… ugly. He sounds great, though. Bless you, Evan."https://babylonbee.com/news/unattractive-worship-leader-reassigned-to-satellite-campus
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