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California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch
"We only allow environmentally friendly arson in this state," said Sgt. Pete Rodriguez of the Los Angeles Police Department. "We received reports that this suspect was out here setting fires with a gas blowtorch, which is a blatant disregard for the laws and regulations of California. We apprehended the suspect and got him off the street, which will make room for more environmentally conscious arsons using the proper tools."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days
To date, Joe Biden has destroyed the American economy, overseen an invasion of illegal aliens, given Afghanistan terrorists advanced military weaponry and cost the lives of marines, facilitated Irans funding of Hamas to conduct a terrorist attack on Israel and start a full-blown war in the Middle East, shut down the Nord Stream 2 pipeline to empower Russia and bring about the invasion of Ukraine, and had his dog bite two different people. But, according to the president, it is just not enough.
Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President
"Not being President is going to be a big change for her," said one insider. "It is just what shes been used to for so long. Shes been carrying the mantle of responsibility this whole time, and it is going to be difficult for her next week to just hand over the reins to someone else."https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-prepares-for-final-week-as-president
Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream
"I was totally ahead of the curve on this one," March said. "Suddenly it is become this super popular movement in Republican circles to want to annex Greenland, but I was advocating for that back when it was just a little-known, underground idea. It was so great back then. Now, it is gone mainstream and it is completely watered down."
