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12 hours ago

Carrie Underwood To Perform New Original Song 'Donald, Take The Wheel' At Trump Inauguration

"It is a perfect anthem for where we are as a nation right now," said one insider involved in planning the inauguration. "Everything has been going to hell in a handbasket the last few years, and we are just trying to slam on the brakes to keep the country from going off the cliff before Trump can try to fix things. Carries new song encapsulates that mentality."

https://babylonbee.com/news/carrie-underwood-to-perform-new-original-song-donald-take-the-wheel-at-trump-inauguration

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

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11 hours ago

Biden Says He’s Looking Forward To Retiring To That Nice Big Farm In The Country Where Jill Sent The Family Dog

"Yes Joe, that is right. It will be fun. A big farm where all your dreams will come true," Jill said quietly while looking out the window. "Please stop licking the glass, Joe. Oh dangit, you peed on the floor."

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-hes-looking-forward-to-retiring-to-that-nice-big-farm-in-the-country-where-jill-sent-the-family-dog

12 hours ago

As White House Gig Wraps Up, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Head Back To Old Job At Men's Wearhouse

"It has been an honor to lie to you everyday, but I have decided to leave my job lying to the press and go back to my old gig lying to normal everyday people as a salesman for Mens Wearhouse," Jean-Pierre said in a final press conference in which she invited colleagues to visit her at the Mens Wearhouse on 6th Avenue in Manhattan. "When God closes a door, He opens a closet."

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-white-house-gig-wraps-up-karine-jean-pierre-prepares-to-head-back-to-old-job-at-mens-wearhouse

12 hours ago

Pete Hegseth Awarded Silver Star For Enduring Roomful Of Hysterical Women

"A truly astounding example of toughness and bravery in the face of danger," Republican Senator Eric Schmidt said. "I have heard a lot of inspiring stories over the years from combat veterans, but what we witnessed today was impressive. What Pete Hegseth endured today will go down in history books."

https://babylonbee.com/news/pete-hegseth-awarded-silver-star-for-enduring-roomful-of-hysterical-women

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