Pentagon officials reported a significant uptick in both the size and quantity of fortune cookies included with the average meal. In response, President Joe Biden raised America's DEFCON level to 3, indicating an increased state of readiness on account of the fortune cookies.
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"Beavis and his fellow expert Butt-head assured me I can do this," said Biden in a press conference. "So it is all perfectly legal. They would know. They told me they knew everything there was to know about the Constitution. So you all can rest easy knowing my decision passes the smell test."
"One spying tool down, only 78 left to go," said Derek Johnson of New Braunfels, Texas. "It is great to finally not have to worry about TikTok providing China with a continual stream of data and information from within the United States. That's going to make a huge difference. With TikTok out of the way, we just have to deal with being spied on by our own government, every other social media platform, the electronic devices we use, and probably our refrigerators."
If you are being stabbed by a Muslim immigrant in the U.K., the most important thing to remember is that you must avoid harmful bigotry. Here are a few ways to make sure you do not fall into the trap of hurtfully stereotyping your assaulter.