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Clump Of Cells Dies At 67
The clump, which had been birthed by Democrat uterus-owner and former Texas governor Ann Richards, was in its 205th trimester. It presided over nearly 333,000 terminations of unwanted clumps of cells like itself during a 12-year stint as president of a philanthropic organization 3% dedicated to ripping apart clumps of cells and selling the remains.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President
"This is indeed a dark day," said historian and professor Clifford Martin. "The American experiment has survived for nearly 250 years, continuing the tradition started by the ancient Greeks who created the concept of democracy… but today we have seen its end. The man who won more votes than anyone else has been sworn in as president, and that is just not how democracy works."https://babylonbee.com/news/democracy-falls-as-man-who-received-the-most-votes-becomes-president
Superman Under Fire After Hundreds Of Images Surface Of Him Giving Nazi Salute
"Maybe the symbol on his chest should be ‘SS,'" said Perry White, editor-in-chief of the Daily Planet. "We have spent all this time thinking Superman was on the side of freedom and liberty, but looking back over the photos we have taken of him over the years, it is clear to see he is just a fascist. I mean, Hitler wanted to literally create an Aryan race of "supermen," right? We're calling on Superman to issue a full public apology."
Vivek And Elon Ask Trump If They Can Make A Blanket Fort In The Lincoln Bedroom
"I made them a deal," Trump said when asked to comment on the request. "I told them that if they get all their work done and clean up the government like I asked, they can make a fort. I said, 'All right, go ahead, but you need to get your homework done first.' Let me tell you, folks, that is a great deal right there. I even said that I would help them make the fort. It will be big. The biggest blanket fort in White House history. I make the best forts — big, beautiful forts. Everybody loves my blanket forts."
