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Girl Hobbit Refuses to Date Any Hobbit Under 4 Feet

Her parents have expressed concern that their daughter puts too much stock in looks and not enough in heart. "That Samwise in Hobbiton, he is a real catch. A gardener with a soft heart, you know. But she just said she was more interested in the taller hobbits by the Brandywine who deal in real estate and can afford the finer things," her mother said. "Disgraceful."

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-hobbit-refuses-to-date-any-hobbit-under-4-feet

Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President

"This is indeed a dark day," said historian and professor Clifford Martin. "The American experiment has survived for nearly 250 years, continuing the tradition started by the ancient Greeks who created the concept of democracy… but today we have seen its end. The man who won more votes than anyone else has been sworn in as president, and that is just not how democracy works."

https://babylonbee.com/news/democracy-falls-as-man-who-received-the-most-votes-becomes-president

Fire Survivors Drive Back Toward Flames After Hearing Kamala Speak

"Give me the fire any day," said local man Daniel Miller, after thirty seconds of listening to Harris. "I have got a full tank of gas and I am heading straight back to the heart of the blaze. Adios."

https://babylonbee.com/news/fire-survivors-drive-back-toward-flames-after-hearing-kamala-speak