Numerous posters pinned up in the hallways saying "Your name is Joe, the year is 2024, and you are the President of the United States": No word yet on who these signs were for.
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"Trump was sworn in as president today... again," a laughing Jimmy Fallon said during Monday nights monologue on The Tonight Show. "This makes him both he 45th and the 47th president. Now, it is true! Have you heard this? He is going to be in the Hall of Presidents twice now. Now the two Grover Clevelands there will have someone to play pickleball with."
"No bueno," Gonzalez said when interviewed through the border fencing. "I have always dreamed of coming to the United States, you know? Start fresh, build a new life, and really get some murdering done. Now that Trump is in office, I will not have that opportunity. It has been taken away from me. I am stuck murdering people here in Mexico, with no hope of something better. I guess Donald Trump does not care about people like me."
Her parents have expressed concern that their daughter puts too much stock in looks and not enough in heart. "That Samwise in Hobbiton, he is a real catch. A gardener with a soft heart, you know. But she just said she was more interested in the taller hobbits by the Brandywine who deal in real estate and can afford the finer things," her mother said. "Disgraceful."
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