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Confused Joe Biden Shows Up To Monday Morning Staff Meeting
"He was in a chipper mood and ready to get to work," one White House insider said. "He was shaking everyones hands and cracking jokes about the football games he watched yesterday like it was just another Monday morning. Ok, he did think that last nights game was between the Baltimore Colts and the Houston Oilers, but that is just regular Joe. The weird part was just that he was here and evidently thought he was still President."This didn't happen ... but do you be surprised if it did?
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Hero: Illinois Governor Vows To Eat An Extra-Large Deep-Dish Meat Lover's Pizza Every Day Until Trump Is Stopped
"You look at Ghandi — he probably fasted at some point," Pritzker told reporters, as he unbuttoned his coat and reluctantly picked up his fifth piece of deep dish. "So I thought, Why don't I do that, except the opposite, and for a different cause of justice? President Trump, believe you me — I will never stop eating one entire extra large deep dish meat lovers pizza a day until you cease your tyrannical abuses of power and change your ways."I like this idea
White House Reporters Mystified By Press Secretary Who Answers Questions
"What… what is this madness?" asked Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy. "I should go get myself checked out by a doctor. I must be hallucinating. I had some type of waking dream today where I was in the White House briefing room, and there was this blonde woman there. And… and I asked her a question… and she just… answered. She just answered the question. There is no way it was real, right? That does not happen, does it?"https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-reporters-mystified-by-press-secretary-who-answers-questions
President Trump Pledges $100 Billion In Aid For Babylon Bee To Develop A Third Joke
Seth Dillon, CEO of the Babylon Bee, said that the $100 billion grant would help assist his plans of building the best Christian satire website in the world by tyrannically underpaying his writers and using the profits to purchase another 20-mile strip of tropical beach real estate.
