"There is only one gender! That is what God intended!" said the man to several nearby animals. "Not two — just one! We have too many genders now! It is ridiculous! Just pure chaos! What is next? Three genders? Four? Where does it end? We ca not keep going like this!"
https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-seen-wearing-there-is-only-one-gender-shirt-in-garden-of-eden
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"He pulled this weird metal object out of his pocket before he got into his car," recalled Phillip Butler, who was a friend of Newman's before the incident. "My first thought was, Dude, it is not the 1970s anymore. We have real cars now. I wondered what the next thing he was going to tell me — he drives a stick? That is when I decided to cut ties with him."
https://babylonbee.com/news/total-loser-still-has-one-of-those-cars-that-starts-with-a-key
David & Goliath: It is now believed that Golilath was hired as part of a plus-sized Philistine representation program
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-biblical-disasters-that-were-probably-caused-by-dei
"Who do you think you are, sir?" asked a visibly angry Adam Schiff. "Today is not about you, sir. We are gathered here in this room today for the important business of creating soundbites that cater to our voter base. We cannot have you interrupting us every time we are trying to promote ourselves and leech as much camera time as we can. How dare you, sir?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/rude-kash-patel-interrupts-political-grandstand