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Nominee For Top Criminal Justice Position Interviewed By Nation’s Top Criminals
"I have serious concerns about your character, Mr. Patel," said Senator Whitehouse, a notorious DC criminal. "Based on things you have said in the past, it seems you want to turn the FBI into a law enforcement agency to be weaponized against criminals. I find this unsettling and deeply disqualifying."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Democrats Unveil Their Top 10 Heroes Of Black History Month
Justin Trudeau: Thank you, sir, for all you have done for the black cause.https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-unveil-their-top-10-heroes-of-black-history-month
Ugh: Local Karen Being A Real Margaret
"This morning, this Karen displayed complete and total idiocy combined with grating, dismissive arrogance. In other words, she was a total Margaret," explained neighbor Dean Barlow. "I can deal with a Karen, but I am not putting up with a Margaret."https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-local-karen-being-a-real-margaret
Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By One 16-Year-Old Chick-Fil-A Employee
"With Bryans work experience running the drive-through at Chick-Fil-A, we expect his taking over three million federal jobs to be seamless," said Trumps Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. "We believe Bryan will also provide a massive upgrade in terms of how pleasant it will be to interact with government employees. He is just so darn polite."I bet this would improve the food as well.
