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Ailing McConnell Carried Into Senate By 6 Pallbearers
"We think the use of these mobility pallbearers is the perfect thing to help the Senator get around the capitol," McConnell staffer Bradley Meyers told the press. "He has been having a little bit of a tough time moving around and we are so excited to have found a solution that is both practical and sensible. Here he comes now!"https://babylonbee.com/news/ailing-mcconnell-carried-into-senate-by-6-pallbearers
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check
According to Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, the DNC has uncovered incontrovertible evidence that Elon Musk has been plotting to stealthily infiltrate the Treasury Department in order to rob helpless grandmas, ever since he bought Twitter in 2022.
Man Helpfully Explains To Wife Why She Should Be In Better Mood
Limbers wife, Heather, had been feeling a little stressed and mopey, but after her husband sat her down and explained why she should be in a good mood, that all changed. "You know, you are right," she said. "Thank you for explaining to me why I should not be sad. It helps a lot."https://babylonbee.com/news/man-helpfully-explains-to-wife-why-she-should-be-in-better-mood
Sauron-Appointed Judge Rules Frodo Must Return Ring To Sauron
The One Ring, forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, was stolen from his person by Isildur during the Battle of Dagorlad. Now legal experts say that terrible injustice is finally being made right.https://babylonbee.com/news/sauron-appointed-judge-rules-frodo-must-return-ring-to-sauron
