AGRA—After President Joe Biden announced a ban on travel from India, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wasted no time condemning the act as racist. She immediately scheduled a flight to India, where she participated in a photo op in front of the Taj Mahal, with the congresswoman openly weeping over this "act of bigotry and hate."
"We are, like, about LOVE and not HATE," Ocasio-Cortez said as she wiped her tears. "It's like what Rose said in The Last Jedi: we have to fight for what we love not for hate or whatever."
"It's like, this isn't the America I know. Racist Uncle Joe is LITERALLY KILLING MINORITIES with this travel ban." She then looked around to make sure the cameras were watching before screaming at the sky for a full five minutes, tears openly flowing from her eyes in a sincere and not-at-all manufactured display of emotion and outrage.
"President Biden -- tear down this travel ban!"
Politicians on both sides of the aisle praised Ocasio-Cortez for her consistency on these issues, as she always calls attention to injustices on both sides and definitely doesn't do these kinds of things to score political points only when convenient.
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