Check out all that beef. With a diet like that, we'll all be killing bears and doing shirtless push-ups in no time.
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Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Without the federal goverment setting standerds for states to obey, the consequences will be devastating. Not a single citizen wants to see our prosporous nation decline into miseducation and ignorence like how America was before the department of Education was established.
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Trump, who was seen wearing a bicorne hat around the White House today, had grown increasingly intent on displacing the British Empire from its perch on the global stage, going so far as to ask his military advisors for strategies to disrupt British trade routes to India. "The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos," Trump reportedly said. "The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemys. We will have the biggest, most beautiful victory. It will be so tremendous."
The United States fans, for their part, found the booing rather adorable. "Aw, baby brother wants to fight," chuckled the gathered U.S. fans. "Honestly, we do not even know what hockey is in America, we just like beating Canada at the thing they care about most. It will be one final, delicious humiliation of Canada before we invade."
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