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WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo

Trump, who was seen wearing a bicorne hat around the White House today, had grown increasingly intent on displacing the British Empire from its perch on the global stage, going so far as to ask his military advisors for strategies to disrupt British trade routes to India. "The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos," Trump reportedly said. "The winner will be the one who controls that chaos, both his own and the enemys. We will have the biggest, most beautiful victory. It will be so tremendous."

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-announces-plan-to-attack-the-british-and-prussian-forces-at-waterloo

Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

The United States fans, for their part, found the booing rather adorable. "Aw, baby brother wants to fight," chuckled the gathered U.S. fans. "Honestly, we do not even know what hockey is in America, we just like beating Canada at the thing they care about most. It will be one final, delicious humiliation of Canada before we invade."

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-hockey-fans-boo-their-future-national-anthem

Jobs Report Shows Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Lizard People

"They sssssssaid I should look for sssssssomething more sssssssuitable for my ssssssskills," said lizard person Quorvod Akneron. "Apparently my decadesssssss of experiencccccce are not enough to convinccccccce then to give me a chanccccccce. Curssssssse you, Elon Musssssssk!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/jobs-report-shows-skyrocketing-unemployment-among-lizard-people