NEW YORK, NY—Now that lots of places are removing their mask mandates, many liberals are running into a problem: people are mistaking them for freedom-loving Republicans. Some say they are going to continue to triple-mask well after the pandemic just to make sure no one ever thinks they love liberty or conservative social values.
But one man took things to the extreme: in order to ensure no one ever mistakes him for one of those crazy Republicans ever again, local unemployed man Gregory Christopher got a mask permanently tattooed on his face.
"I really don't want anyone thinking I'm one of those crazy, deranged, anti-science Republicans," Christopher said as he exited the tattoo parlor, his face wrapped in plastic and gauze. "This will forever virtue-signal to those around me that I'm pro-science and pro-facts. Now everyone will know I'm not crazy!"
While his mask-wearing days are almost over, Christopher also says he may still wear a face shield and hazmat suit just in case.
The good news is that even though the man's tattoo isn't one of those real cloth masks he wore day and night for the past year, medical science suggests it's just as effective.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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State and local officials rush to create a catalog of minors to hand over to those on the Epstein client list.
"We want to protect the children" This new bill (Illinois SB 3977) is very similar to the recently passed California bill (and the introduced Colorado bill) and, if passed, would set a deadline of January 1st, 2028 for compliance.
https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/SB3977/2025
Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person
"I just want to be treated like any other 7-foot son of a billionaire president," said Barron to reporters. "Everywhere I go, I hear: 'Who is that giant person?' or 'Hey look! It's the heir to the throne of the American Empire, may he live forever!' or 'REEEEEEEEE!' It's really exhausting."
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
"You have got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the standard process of making a meatless burger. "We manage to get our job done here with just 957 simple compounds that have been optimized for human health and consumption."
