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BLM Sends Rioters To Gaza To Protest Israel By Burning Down Palestinian Businesses

GAZA—BLM has expressed solidarity with Hamas and Palestine by sending organizers to protest Israel by rampaging through Gaza and burning down Palestinian-owned businesses.

"Everyone knows the best way to fight back against your oppressor is to burn down your own community," said BLM leader Patrisse Cullors. "We here at BLM are experts at that, so we figured the least we can do is help out."

BLM sent 500 of their best ground troops to enter Gaza at night. They immediately began looting the local shoe store and Halal market before setting fire to an apartment building.

"Free, free, Palestine! Free, free, Palestine! Black and brown lives matter!" they chanted loudly as the townspeople began to wake up.

"This seems kinda counterproductive," said one Hamas leader. "But, if it works in America, maybe we should try it here."

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