SAN DIEGO, CA—So powerful! Biden-appointed Border Czar Kamala Harris is addressing the worsening border crisis this month by painting the metal bars of migrant cages the colors of the Pride Rainbow.
"Gracias Señora Harris!" said one 7-year-old boy named Pablo as ICE agents painted the bars of his holding facility. "Muy bonito!"
The young immigrant child was then placed in solitary confinement for saying "bonito" instead of "bonitx."
The Biden administration has confirmed a whole month of pride-themed decor and festivities are planned for the suffering migrants being held at the border-- including drag shows and intersectional slam poetry sessions around the clock. "Listen folks--" said Biden. "Poor kids care about Pride Month just as much as white kids!"
Media outlets are praising the move as a "tremendous step forward towards deprogramming thousands of devout Catholic immigrants to be more open and inclusive."
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UFO Files Reveal Aliens Here And Already Defrauded Minnesota For $20 Billion
"They're here among us," alien specialist Donny Marcus told the press. "I've been studying these beings for years — they're smart, and they're resourceful. It took no time at all for them to defraud Tim Walz's government of billions through Medicare and Medicaid fraud. The government didn't even ask why they needed the money; they just forked it over. The invasion people have been anticipating has been happening right under our noses all along."
Democrat Effort To Retake Congress Once Again Thwarted By Existence Of Laws
"The Democratic Party would be winning in a landslide if it weren't for that confounded Constitution," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "We have so many great ideas on how to win, but people keep saying things like 'Hey, that's illegal' or 'That's literally a crime.' It's becoming disheartening."
Virginia Considering New Measure That Just Makes It Illegal For Republicans To Vote
"This is way easier," said Democratic Governor Abigail Spanberger. "We're tackling the real issue, which is Republicans being allowed to vote at all. There will be no more campaigning, no more counting ballots. That stuff is such a hassle anyway."
