U.S.—Amazon CEO and multi-billionaire Jeff Bezos has revealed plans to go to space in his company's rocket ship on July 20th of this year. During his time in space, Elon Musk will once again be the richest man on earth.
"Yes, I'm very much looking forward to it," said Musk to reporters. "For the 11 minutes that Bezos is in space, I'll be the richest man on earth! IN YOUR FACE, BEZOS!"
Elon has reminded all publications and internet search engines to update their "world's richest men" rankings accordingly for the duration of Bezos's short time in orbit.
"Yeah, for those 11 minutes, I'll be on top of the world again," continued Musk. "I think I'll just sit in my backyard and just bask in the wonderful feeling."
Bezos has reminded media outlets that even during his space flight, he will still be the richest man in the galaxy.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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State and local officials rush to create a catalog of minors to hand over to those on the Epstein client list.
"We want to protect the children" This new bill (Illinois SB 3977) is very similar to the recently passed California bill (and the introduced Colorado bill) and, if passed, would set a deadline of January 1st, 2028 for compliance.
https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/SB3977/2025
Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person
"I just want to be treated like any other 7-foot son of a billionaire president," said Barron to reporters. "Everywhere I go, I hear: 'Who is that giant person?' or 'Hey look! It's the heir to the throne of the American Empire, may he live forever!' or 'REEEEEEEEE!' It's really exhausting."
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
"You have got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the standard process of making a meatless burger. "We manage to get our job done here with just 957 simple compounds that have been optimized for human health and consumption."
