WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrat politicians from Texas are currently enjoying a relaxing paid vacation in America's capitol after bravely leaving their jobs to avoid voting for evil and racist voter suppression laws like requiring an ID to vote.
Their fun field trip hit a snag, however, when they signed up for a Capitol tour and were required to show identification to enter.
"AHHHHHHHH! The racism has escaped Texas and made it all the way to D.C.!" shrieked Representative Fiona Pastewax. "This is suppression! Hands up don't shoot! Black lives matter!" She then hurled herself out a window and hid in the bushes to escape all the racism.
Dozens of Texas lawmakers then sat on the floor with pouty faces and refused to move until security would let them in without showing IDs.
According to sources, they are currently enjoying chicken nuggets and juice boxes and playing duck duck goose. CNN is reporting that this stunning and brave "sit-in" is expected to last for several weeks- or until they all get their way.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.
State and local officials rush to create a catalog of minors to hand over to those on the Epstein client list.
"We want to protect the children" This new bill (Illinois SB 3977) is very similar to the recently passed California bill (and the introduced Colorado bill) and, if passed, would set a deadline of January 1st, 2028 for compliance.
https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/SB3977/2025
Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person
"I just want to be treated like any other 7-foot son of a billionaire president," said Barron to reporters. "Everywhere I go, I hear: 'Who is that giant person?' or 'Hey look! It's the heir to the throne of the American Empire, may he live forever!' or 'REEEEEEEEE!' It's really exhausting."
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
"You have got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the standard process of making a meatless burger. "We manage to get our job done here with just 957 simple compounds that have been optimized for human health and consumption."
