KABUL—A small army of heroes has arisen in the aftermath of the Biden administration's chaotic pullout from Afghanistan, with many volunteers flying daring missions into Kabul to pick up stranded foreigners along with Afghans trying to escape the country.
None perhaps were as heroic as Joel Osteen, who personally volunteered to fly in a luxury charter jet out to Kabul. But while other pilots intended to pick up refugees to help them escape the violence of the Taliban, Osteen instead flew by in his jet with a banner waving behind that read, "NAME AND CLAIM VICTORY TODAY!" Osteen had the jet equipped with a PA system as well, so he could encourage the Afghans, persecuted Christians, and stranded Americans to claim God's best for their lives.
"Stop living in defeat! Live victoriously!" Osteen shouted through a loudspeaker as he passed by. "God doesn't want failure for you! He wants victory! He desires success! Only through your faith can you unlock the power of God for your life and activate His plan for you to be healthy, wealthy, and successful!"
"This is a new day! Rise up and say, 'This is my time!' Don't sit around in defeat!"
Osteen also tossed copies of his book down to the waiting crowd so they could learn to live their best life now.
"Stop being poooooooor!!!" he shouted as he flew away, proud of himself for having given everything he could offer to help the Afghans.
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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State and local officials rush to create a catalog of minors to hand over to those on the Epstein client list.
"We want to protect the children" This new bill (Illinois SB 3977) is very similar to the recently passed California bill (and the introduced Colorado bill) and, if passed, would set a deadline of January 1st, 2028 for compliance.
https://legiscan.com/IL/bill/SB3977/2025
Barron Tries To Blend In On Campus By Putting His Knees In His Shoes And Walking Around Like A Normal-Height Person
"I just want to be treated like any other 7-foot son of a billionaire president," said Barron to reporters. "Everywhere I go, I hear: 'Who is that giant person?' or 'Hey look! It's the heir to the throne of the American Empire, may he live forever!' or 'REEEEEEEEE!' It's really exhausting."
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
"You have got to get rid of all the bad stuff, like the meat and the animal products," said lab technician Luka Ranier, pouring a beaker of methylphenylketone into a bubbling broth of 2,2-dimethylpropyl benzoyletate as part of the standard process of making a meatless burger. "We manage to get our job done here with just 957 simple compounds that have been optimized for human health and consumption."
