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August 27, 2024

Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin

"I realized — maybe I'm being conformed to the image of Christ here," Michael recalled, musing over the goodness of God's sustaining grace. "But I had to wonder — maybe I'm just too tired for this whole sinning business after all. I mean, it takes so much energy, you know? You've actually got to get up and do stuff like anger or greed or whatever and it's like who's got time for all that noise anyway?"

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