"The public can rest easy knowing that we're fully aware of the next several shooters," said FBI Special Agent Owen Gaffney. "We have multiple individuals under close surveillance at this time, and we are confident that each of them will eventually become a mass murderer. The American people can have full confidence in the FBI to keep watching these suspects so we can identify them and notify the public immediately after they do something truly horrific."
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"Why can't you see it, Taylor? Why??" cried Trump, tears slowly rolling down his golden cheeks. "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you??"
The media also condemned Republicans for using such harsh rhetoric and causing people to try to murder them. "We hereby call on the people getting shot at to stop being mean," Bash went on to say. "I hope if Republicans manage to escape the guy shooting an AK-47, they will consider how hurtful their words can be. It is time the people with bullets whizzing over their heads tone things down."
"That's the last time you mess with the Swifties!!" a nasally, sing-song voice cried out as the plane rose into the sky.
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