"We waited and waited," said one anonymous Harris staffer, "But no one would answer our ad. Things were getting down to the wire — heads were about to roll — when up rolled Tim Walz. His application mentioned experience stoking race riots and transing kids, but good grief was he a psycho in the interview. He wouldn't stop doing cartwheels and making outrageous claims, like that he was first man in space. Truth is, we had no other option."
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"Thankfully, Vice President Harris is safe and in stable condition," a campaign spokesperson said. "We all feared the worst when that crazed person emerged from the crowd and attempted to interview the sitting U.S. vice president right there in broad daylight. Someone must be looking out for her, though, because she avoided suffering any damage in the incident."
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-safe-and-in-stable-condition-after-attempted-interview
"We've got to do something to cut back on the blatant heresy," said one Vatican insider. "One day Francis is out there saying same-sex unions can be blessed by the Church, the next day he's somewhere talking about how all faiths lead to God. We came to the conclusion that we just couldn't keep up with all of His Holiness's heretical statements, so we had to resort to putting a Heresy Jar on his desk. We're really hoping this fixes the problem."
https://babylonbee.com/news/vatican-installs-heresy-jar-in-popes-office
Ludwig's wife Clara also expressed confusion over whether or not the dish she ordered was supposed to have cold beans on it or if maybe the chef mistook her plate for a plate of dog food he was prepping for his pet.