"It's sad to see them forced to fight out in the elements away from the comfort of the Waffle Houses they're used to," said sociologist Dr. Bradford Billings. "Many of these vagrants, methheads, and mental defectives have grown quite accustomed to fighting in Waffle Houses. It's part of their lifestyles and, more importantly, it's an important part of the fabric of our communities here in the Southeast. It's a tragedy to see them unable to fight in Waffle Houses."
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Homosexuals, who can literally eat anything a normal person can, became addicted to Phillips' baked goods and refused to go anywhere else, sources say. When asked what made Phillips' food so special, they could not provide an answer. "I think we just crave what we can't have — which is also why we are gay," said Kevin "Jazzy" Lafarb, who starved to death this week.
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"I holistically tried to get him to tell me, but he couldn't take the joy," Kamala complained in a press conference. "And then I asked him to give me the first letter of the state or states that might be around Florida and he wouldn't do that either! What's with this jerk? I'm just trying to help and all he wants to do is play politics. I'm from a middle-class family, too, you know! HAHAHA!"