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9 hours ago

Land Acknowledgment: The Babylon Bee Wishes To Acknowledge That Our Offices Are Located On Land Once Occupied By Morton & Mayfield Accounting LLC

This acknowledgment demonstrates our responsibility and commitment to never again taking over a land that previously belonged to an accounting agency, although we are not giving it back because that would be impractical. We just won't do it again.

https://babylonbee.com/news/land-acknowledgment-the-babylon-bee-wishes-to-acknowledge-that-their-offices-are-located-on-land-once-occupied-by-morton--mayfield-accounting-llc

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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8 hours ago

Pros And Cons of A.I.

Pro: Help writing your term paper.
Con: You never get a chance to turn in the paper because AI has enslaved humanity and killed us all.
Pro: Autonomous vehicles.
Con: Horrific war between man and machine that wipes out most of humanity in a fiery cataclysm of nuclear fire.

https://babylonbee.com/news/pros-and-cons-of-ai

19 minutes ago

Mental Health Experts Recommend Everyone Just Take The Day Off To Chill Out And Watch The Old Cartoon Version Of 'The Hobbit'

‘It's a simple and straightforward way to forget about all your troubles," said behavioral health analyst Dr. Carl Keppler. "We've seen such a spike in mental health issues over the last several years, and everyone seems to have their own suggestion for how to address it, but we've found nothing more effective than just stopping what you're doing, plopping down on the couch, and putting on the old cartoon version of The Hobbit. The results truly are astonishing."

https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-recommend-everyone-just-take-the-day-off-to-chill-out-and-watch-the-old-cartoon-version-of-the-hobbit

28 minutes ago

9 Signs A Man May Be Voting For Kamala Harris

Thinks Amazon's Rings of Power is an artistic masterpiece: He's really hoping for Sauron and Galadriel to get together.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-a-man-may-be-voting-for-kamala-harris

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