"There are gender gaps in pay, sports, and — now we know for certain — in politics," said Dr. Rip Scranton, a professor of gender studies and statistics at Harvard University. "What kind of sad world do we live in where a woman can only receive 78% of the votes that a man gets?"
https://babylonbee.com/news/gender-gap-woman-only-gets-78-the-vote-man-gets
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"From its millions of potholes, to how terrible the Philly airport is, to the crazy high price of the Pennsylvania turnpike, to getting stuck in traffic behind those Amish buggies, I'm truly grateful I never have to visit that hellhole again," Kamala said in a statement.
https://babylonbee.com/news/both-candidates-just-glad-they-dont-have-to-visit-pennsylvania-anymore
"Please, don't — please — do not despair — I'm speaking!" Harris shouted above the celebratory crowd in a speech broadcast to tens of millions of elated Americans. "We are sad today. And sad is not happy. Sad is, in fact, the opposite of happy. And happy is what we wish we were right now. Happy is good. And the opposite of good is bad, which rhymes with sad, which is what we are here in this current time."
https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-despair-kamala-tells-celebrating-nation
"Look, it's 2024 and I think it's time to let go of this antiquated and undemocratic idea of a ‘popular vote,'" said U.S. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Our democracy is simply too fragile to just award the Presidency to whoever wins the most votes. We must come up with an alternative, like maybe a college of electors."
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-abolishing-popular-vote