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Both Candidates Just Glad They Don't Have To Visit Pennsylvania Anymore
"From its millions of potholes, to how terrible the Philly airport is, to the crazy high price of the Pennsylvania turnpike, to getting stuck in traffic behind those Amish buggies, I'm truly grateful I never have to visit that hellhole again," Kamala said in a statement.https://babylonbee.com/news/both-candidates-just-glad-they-dont-have-to-visit-pennsylvania-anymore
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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Gender Gap: Woman Only Gets 78% Of The Vote Man Gets
"There are gender gaps in pay, sports, and — now we know for certain — in politics," said Dr. Rip Scranton, a professor of gender studies and statistics at Harvard University. "What kind of sad world do we live in where a woman can only receive 78% of the votes that a man gets?"https://babylonbee.com/news/gender-gap-woman-only-gets-78-the-vote-man-gets
'Don't Despair,' Kamala Tells Celebrating Nation
"Please, don't — please — do not despair — I'm speaking!" Harris shouted above the celebratory crowd in a speech broadcast to tens of millions of elated Americans. "We are sad today. And sad is not happy. Sad is, in fact, the opposite of happy. And happy is what we wish we were right now. Happy is good. And the opposite of good is bad, which rhymes with sad, which is what we are here in this current time."https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-despair-kamala-tells-celebrating-nation
