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5 hours ago

Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reportedly confided in aides that Satan was being kind of a pest by continually asking Democrats to pretend to be sane just for a while so he could get some of them elected. "The nerve of that guy!" she exclaimed.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-denounce-satan-as-too-moderate

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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5 hours ago

Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years

"This group is, without a doubt, one of the most useless bunches of government excess that one can imagine," Elon Musk noted in a post to X. "Records show that they have not done a single productive thing in decades. Totally, completely surplus — fat just begging to be trimmed right there."

https://babylonbee.com/news/department-of-government-efficiency-identifies-535-government-workers-who-havent-done-any-work-for-years

4 hours ago

Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election

Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season.

https://babylonbee.com/video/satan-devastated-after-kamala-loses-election

13 hours ago

FBI To Raid Homes Of All 75,000,000 People Who Conspired To Elect Trump

"It's time for these people to pay for their crimes," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a brief statement regarding the raids. "We have spent several years surveilling these dangerous people and warning the public about them. Now they have struck a devastating blow to our country by electing Trump. We're going to take swift action to deal with them."

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump

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