Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reportedly confided in aides that Satan was being kind of a pest by continually asking Democrats to pretend to be sane just for a while so he could get some of them elected. "The nerve of that guy!" she exclaimed.
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-denounce-satan-as-too-moderate
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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"This group is, without a doubt, one of the most useless bunches of government excess that one can imagine," Elon Musk noted in a post to X. "Records show that they have not done a single productive thing in decades. Totally, completely surplus — fat just begging to be trimmed right there."
Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season.
https://babylonbee.com/video/satan-devastated-after-kamala-loses-election
"It's time for these people to pay for their crimes," said FBI Director Christopher Wray in a brief statement regarding the raids. "We have spent several years surveilling these dangerous people and warning the public about them. Now they have struck a devastating blow to our country by electing Trump. We're going to take swift action to deal with them."
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-raid-homes-of-all-75000000-people-who-conspired-to-elect-trump