The Babylon Bee
Comedy • News • Culture
Fake news you can trust.
Interested? Want to learn more about the community?

Learn more first
2 hours ago

Department Of Government Efficiency Identifies 535 Government Workers Who Haven't Done Any Work For Years

"This group is, without a doubt, one of the most useless bunches of government excess that one can imagine," Elon Musk noted in a post to X. "Records show that they have not done a single productive thing in decades. Totally, completely surplus — fat just begging to be trimmed right there."

https://babylonbee.com/news/department-of-government-efficiency-identifies-535-government-workers-who-havent-done-any-work-for-years

Interested? Want to learn more about the community?

Learn more first
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

00:50:59
2 hours ago

Satan Devastated After Kamala Loses Election

Satan gives a downcast press conference after his candidate, Kamala Harris, loses the 2024 presidential race, and teases what his plans are for next season.

https://babylonbee.com/video/satan-devastated-after-kamala-loses-election

2 hours ago

Democrats Worried If Government Becomes More Efficient They'll Be Forced To Light Giant Piles Of Money On Fire On Their Own

Fears arose after President-Elect Trump revealed that, at the helm of DOGE, Musk and Ramaswamy would be unleashed to eliminate vast swaths of the federal bureaucracy, leaving government officials confronted with the reality that they would have to find new ways to completely waste trillions of dollars each year.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-that-if-government-becomes-more-efficient-theyll-be-forced-to-light-giant-piles-of-money-on-fire-on-their-own

2 hours ago

Democrats Denounce Satan As 'Too Moderate'

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi reportedly confided in aides that Satan was being kind of a pest by continually asking Democrats to pretend to be sane just for a while so he could get some of them elected. "The nerve of that guy!" she exclaimed.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-denounce-satan-as-too-moderate

Available on mobile and TV devices
google store google store app store app store
google store google store app tv store app tv store amazon store amazon store roku store roku store
Powered by Locals