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10 Amazing Experiences You'll Miss Out On If You Have Kids

Waking up with no memory of how you ended up in an alley in Detroit: Everyone deserves the chance to be confused about how they ended up in a totally different city... or state.

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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview

Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books

The 🐝 Podcast is also available on all podcast platforms.

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10 hours ago

RFK Jr. Jumped In Dark Alley By Count Chocula, Chester Cheetah, Kool-Aid Man

"They came out of nowhere," Kennedy told police. "I was just walking along when suddenly someone shouted 'Oh yeah!' as he jumped out of the shadows. The next thing I knew, these three goons were pounding on me. Thankfully, I managed to fight them off and run away. I think one of them was dressed like Dracula but he smelled vaguely like chocolate."

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-jumped-in-dark-alley-by-count-chocula-chester-cheetah-kool-aid-man

8 hours ago

Unity: Democrats, Republicans Find Common Ground In Rooting For Jake Paul To Get Punched In The Face

"It is beautiful to see our nation coming together again," said newly elected Senate Majority Leader John Thune. "Politics is often a mean and nasty business, with people doing whatever they have to do to tear down their opponents. We now have a glimmer of hope, however, as we join each other in wishing painful bodily harm upon Jake Paul in his fight with Mike Tyson. On this night, Democrats and Republicans are all brothers and sisters."

https://babylonbee.com/news/unity-democrats-republicans-find-common-ground-in-rooting-for-jake-paul-to-get-punched-in-the-face

8 hours ago

Conservative Husbands Sacrificially Volunteer To Have Twice The Sex To Make Up For Lib Sex Strike

The idea of having more intercourse to make up for all the people not having any was reportedly originated by Jeff Narvin a man who, coincidentally, was not getting any.

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-husbands-sacrificially-volunteer-to-have-twice-the-sex-to-make-up-for-lib-sex-strike

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