There is still time to move to a foreign, socialist country like Canada or California. — Better hurry!
https://babylonbee.com/news/cheer-up-libs-here-are-10-things-you-can-still-be-thankful-for-this-year
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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The mastermind of the calendar was Winston Drummerhill, a former photographer who left his job at Maxim magazine to pursue a higher calling. He said he was only too eager to lend his services to highlight the most tantalizing casseroles. Proceeds from the sale will benefit repairs of the churchs roof.
https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-pin-up-calendar-just-photos-of-casserole-dishes
"Nothing I have ever said should be construed as having any truth to it whatsoever," read Hostin. "There is literally no grain or kernel of truth to any statement made by any host on this show, and everything that has come out of my mouth previously, or will come out of it in the future, should be considered a complete and total falsehood. The executives at ABC disavow everything that has ever happened on this show, and have purchased another billion dollars in umbrella insurance."
"We feel the presence of a biological man pretending to be a woman might make our cocaine-fueled sex parties a little uncomfortable," Senator Mitch McConnell told reporters. "This beloved tradition is a mainstay of the Republican Party and we do not want our hallowed customs ruined by any supposed 'women.' What on earth does that word even mean, anyway? ‘Woman.' Sounds made up."