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Even Better Film Adaptation Of Lord of the Rings Will Just Be An Old British Guy Reading The Books Out Loud For 56 Hours
"I love the old movies, do not get me wrong," said Dan Ferguson, a cigar enthusiast and Lord of the Rings aficionado. "But this new adaptation blows Peter Jackson right out of the water. The only better way to do this would be to get St. Tolkien himself to read them — and he is singing with the angels above, so we will have to wait on that until heaven."
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds At Thanksgiving Kids' Table
"Do not let anyone steal your...your power," Harris reportedly said as the children glanced at each other awkwardly. "Riley, listen up, honey," she continued, addressing one girl as Harris slowly blinked and swayed gently from side to side. "Girl, you hear what I am sayin? Never ever let anybody take your power from you."
Are You An Alcoholic? Look For These Warning Signs
You wake up from alcohol-induced blackouts with fragmented memories of having run for president. - If you are having vague flashes of Beyonce, Lizzo, and Mark Hamill all endorsing you for president and calling you "brat," you need help.https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-an-alcoholic-look-for-these-warning-signs
Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won't Be In The Way
"I am not a hero or anything," he told reporters as he lounged outside the family cabin sipping a morning coffee. "We all have our part to play. My part is not to go into the kitchen where my wife will constantly be bumping into me and telling me to get out of the way. It is not much, but every little contribution helps."
