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Anthony Fauci Announces Plans To Flee Trump's America, Spend Rest Of His Life Making Little Fudge Cookies In A Tree
The controversial physician and policy advisor from the COVID-19 pandemic revealed he was uncomfortable with the prospect of staying in the United States under the incoming Trump administration, leading him to opt for leaving the country to live out the rest of his days producing delicious fudgy snacks from a small workshop in the hole of a tree trunk.
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🎙Christianity, Star Wars Prequels, and Staying In California | The Dave Rubin Interview
Kyle and Ethan talk to Dave Rubin about identifying as a conservative, California, and Christianity. Dave has written a new book titled Don’t Burn This Book available wherever you find books
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God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea
Though Christians and intellectuals alike had debated the topic for several years, the public at large was notified that the Lord Almighty does, in fact, acknowledge that Dr. Peterson does exist, if only in a philosophical sense.
8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband
Trip to New Zealand to walk the path of Sam and Frodo: If you have never seen your husband cry, just watch what happens when he unwraps this present.https://babylonbee.com/news/8-perfect-presents-for-that-hard-to-shop-for-husband
'Wait, What Do You Call Yourselves?' Ask The Three Wise Men's Wives
"Wait, what?" asked Mezikiah, wife of Gaspar (Wise Man Number Two). "Wise Man? I dunno. I saw you trying to use baking soda last week in a flatbread recipe…do you know what flatbread is, Honey? Adding baking soda to it is not wise. Nor is trying to tie your camel to the side of our tent. Our tent is made of canvas and that thing is 4 thousand pounds. If it bolts the whole house goes with him. Definitely not wise. And another thing…"https://babylonbee.com/news/wait-what-do-you-call-yourselves-ask-the-three-wise-mens-wives
