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"This jurys verdict will have serious consequences," said violent psycho Tommy Jacobs. "We will not stand idly by while our rights to perpetrate vicious, unprovoked assaults against unsuspecting citizens are violated in such a flagrant way. Starting today, none of us will set foot on a New York subway train as long as Daniel Penny roams free. We have to draw the line somewhere."
"America first," Biden told a bowl of Jello. "Americans must suffer first as an example to the world. Not me, though. I am too important."
"This is great news for heroes of all kinds," said legal analyst Christopher Gilbert. "This verdict tossed aside many years of criminals being coddled in New York and instead gives selfless individuals with the desire to preserve life the green light to act impulsively on behalf of those being oppressed or assaulted. Many of us never thought this day would ever come, but here it is. It is legal to be heroic in New York."
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