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December 10, 2024

Scientists Posit Theoretical Existence Of 'Hootie And The Blowfish' Fan Somewhere In The Universe

"We all fondly remember Hootie and the Blowfish, from that one time in the 90s when we overheard someone else saying the words Hootie and the Blowfish," said Dr. Chad Figgle, who led the research team. "But up to now, we have never been able to prove the existence of a single fan of the band."

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-posit-theoretical-existence-of-hootie-and-the-blowfish-fan-somewhere-in-the-universe

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Nation's Violent Psychos Protest Daniel Penny Acquittal By Refusing To Ride NYC Subway

"This jurys verdict will have serious consequences," said violent psycho Tommy Jacobs. "We will not stand idly by while our rights to perpetrate vicious, unprovoked assaults against unsuspecting citizens are violated in such a flagrant way. Starting today, none of us will set foot on a New York subway train as long as Daniel Penny roams free. We have to draw the line somewhere."

https://babylonbee.com/news/violent-psychos-protest-daniel-penny--acquittal-by-refusing-to-ride-nyc-subway

December 10, 2024

Biden Cancels Aid To Syria After Finding Out Some Needy Americans Live There

"America first," Biden told a bowl of Jello. "Americans must suffer first as an example to the world. Not me, though. I am too important."

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cancels-aid-to-syria-after-finding-out-some-needy-americans-live-there

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